JUST FOR A LAUGH For the weekend

A fugitive was working in his house when he saw two police officers coming to arrest him. He did not have the time to run away, so he hid under his desk and told his son to tell the police that he went away to a distant country. The police arrived and had this conversation with the boy.

Police: Good morning, chap. Is dad around?

Son: He went abroad, to a far country.

Police: Oh! And when is he coming back?

Son (turning around to his dad): When are you coming back, dad?

The innocence of a child.

Dr H. Gondwe

Deputy Headmaster (P)